The guy wanted to leave. I've been to Gainesville. Complete fucking dump. The college? Dirty cesspool for every cantankerous being that was able to pass the STD test at Florida State. For a sexless wonder like Superman, that wouldn't be a problem. His only problem was impressing the individuals with penises who evaluate talent on the next level. Those guys reactions to Tebow testing the waters of the NFL? Limp to say the least.
ESPN (without the use of Tebow's God stick in their mouths or Thom Brennaman's] reports he was told that his Jesus Cristo skills of willing his teams to victory was not an applicable component to calculating the time it took him to throw from one hash mark to the other. I know. Stat geeks. You can't kill them but apparently you can't ignore the fact that they know a thing or two about projecting pro talent. Todd McShay is their leader. He knows talent picking. (Pic has zero to do with the story. It's just hilarious)
In the end, good decision for the T man. With another Heisman trophy or national championship he cements his legacy as one of the best players in college football behind NFL-bust Archie Griffin and Canadian beer truck driver Tommy Frazier. But we all know the drawbacks of ruining a great junior year with false hopes of replicating that awesomeness in your senior year --- two words --- MATT LEINART. Awghhhhhh. Stay away from the light, Tim. Go in the 6th round as a backup punter/inside linebacker. Quick. You still have the time. Gooooooo.
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